::: CHICAdeCUBA ::: no cojones

ONLY A LATINA can cuss a man out, make him feel like shit then make love to him the same night and make him feel like a king.
ONLY A LATINA can curl your toes back and have you craving to come back for seconds.
ONLY A LATINA wears a burgundy French roll , three inch heels and a split up her thigh to work and make it look professional.
ONLY A LATINA can wear the hell out of spandex.
ONLY A LATINA can raise a doctor, a world class athlete and an A+ student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional, broken, underprivileged and disenfranchised.
ONLY A LATINA can heat a whole house in the winter without help from the gas company.
ONLY A LATINA can go from the boardroom to the block and “keep it real” in both places.
ONLY A LATINA can slap the taste out of your mouth.
ONLY A LATINA can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he didn`t get a damn thing.
ONLY A LATINA can be 75 years old & look 45.
ONLY A LATINA can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top dollars for physical features she was born with.
ONLY A LATINA can be the mother of civilization

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